Disclaimer: Pappu and Sheeda are hypothetical but traditional, sweet, fun loving and naughty Pakistani characters found almost everywhere in Pakistan. Any resemblance to any person near you is highly possible. And these jokes would be even more enjoyable if you have any Pappu or Sheeda among your closer ones. So keep smiling and keep reading. 🙂
Teacher to Pappu: What’s the difference between Mango and Orange?
Pappu (innocently): Sir, the color of Orange is Orange but the color of Mango is not Mango.
(Pappu is a genius. Isn’t he?)
Teacher to Pappu: Imagine you are on the 15th floor of a building and the building suddenly catches fire. How will you save yourself?
Pappu: Sir, I will stop Imagining.
(Pappu Rocked, Teacher shocked)
Having a roll of laughter? But, wait! Pappu is not done yet. So, Read On! 🙂
Pappu’s Father to Pappu: Hey young boy! How many apples can you eat in an empty stomach?
Pappu: Five, Daddy.
Daddy: No my dear. You can only eat one because as soon as you would have eaten an apple your stomach will no more be empty.
Pappu laughs at this merry jest and plans to ask the same thing to his best friend Sheeda. Next day at school, Pappu asks the same question to Sheeda: How many apples can you eat in an empty stomach?
Sheeda: Umm, I guess eight.
Pappu: Ohh. Had you said five, I would have told you a very funny joke.
(Unlucky Pappu) 🙂
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